lol I followed a related topic link from that first link I posted below.
"Butcher's scary shark encounter in Ipswich street"
Typical Aussie bloke.
"I was swimming through the car park towards my store and a guy in an SES boat picked me up and told me there was a bull shark in the shopping centre," Mr Bateman said.
The SES is our State Emergency Service which is run by volunteers.
"He dropped me off at my store; I waded in, opened the door and then saw a long dark shadow and a fin swim past. It was probably 10 metres away from me. It looked about six feet long.
But that was not the scariest part. I was hiding in the shop for a while hoping the shark had moved on.
When I left there was a two-metre long brown snake swimming right towards me.
My head was the only thing above water and the snake looked pretty distressed.
I was crapping myself. I thought it would bite my face.
But it swam straight past me. There were spiders around too, just floating by."
Yep, just a typical day in Australia. lol